Agent Missions spreadsheet

[darxide]

For quick reference if anyone actually does wish to help, I’ve got ALL of the mission intro text. I’m missing some success text and a lot of failure text. Missions with missing success text are below:

T3

• Rogue None
• The Floating Market

T4

• The Cephalopod Statue
• The Land of Ice and Snow
• The Missing Piece
• Tick, Tick, BOOM!

T5

• Dead Man’s Hand
• Geary’s Coffee
• Hickory Dickory Dock
• The Pirates’ Pirate
• The Raven Mocker
• Weekend Infernalists

There are too many missing failure texts to list here. T1 missions are unsurprisingly hard to fail. You really need a level 1 agent with no gear equipped and you still generally have a greater than 50% chance to succeed.

[Piankhi]

I went through a large chunk of my screenshots (still more to go), but I’ve compiled the relevant portions together for a bunch of missing mission text.

Top 2 rows are T5, middle two T4, bottom T3

Now they just need to be transcribed.

Edit:

Ok, I went through the rest of my old screenshots too. Here is some more:

[Piankhi]

Here are a few more:

[darxide]

Some Tier 1 failure messages. Nice.

[Piankhi]

Purposely failed just for you

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[Broc]

Fortunately failure seems to be something I am consistent at at the moment…

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[Onevia]

Annoyingly I broke the **** out of my agent UI while doing this mission so I might not have any luck posting successes… (quartermaster and petru are now wearing the same item somehow, so petru ran this mission with a triangle item? I don’t get it )

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[Onevia]

Here’s another one I’m pretty sure was missing, Dead Man’s Hand

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[darxide]

I didn’t take a screenshot, but this is why I’m doing this. Some of these fail messages are better than anything else.

From Caravan of Filth:
Is this some type of joke? Your agent attempted to stop the cargo trucks with their own body! Where do you find these people?