This is your claim and it is false. Both Conan Exiles and Are of Conan are reimaginations of Howards lore I.E. “Not Canon”. Funcom has not hidden this… at all. Multiple Q&As and Livestreams. The facts/examples you keep ignoring. The only examples you have that follow your logic are non canon post Howard works that again are not Canon.
Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War are licensed by the Tolkien foundation but they are not canon events. Something can be officially sanctioned and still not be part of the canon. The comics, D&D module, movies and yes the games of Conan are not canon parts of Howard’s world. Only his books are.
But by all means have the last word if it makes you feel better about your self.