Just to have a little April Fool’s fun, with the other threads out there about what we the players should do before the patch, what is funcom doing before the patch?
Please keep it light-hearted and fun in the spirit of April Fool’s so this doesn’t turn nasty 
they roll the dice on which new feature will work normally and which will be bugged
I still remembered an old post that amused me many years ago on the World of tanks forum and God knows why it stuck in my mind - also the day before the patch a player asked :
“is there a preliminary list of things that will stop working?”
They might release an update for that CE Dating sim they talked about last April fools?
Oh yeah forgot about that.
Conan Chop Chop became reality and that started as April Fool’s
Yea im kinda afraid to give them ideas now. 
Pressing Crtl F for all entries in the database of 1000 and changing it to 10,000.
Changing the drop of taxidermied animals for each wight to 2 taxidermied animals.
All building pieces will lose their optimized assets in favor of memes.
you know… I don’t think this is so far fetched 
Adjusting the collision box of all crafting tables to be an icsohedron three foundations across.
In light of some responses received from recent streams, they have added in a new, yet rare, heart of the hunt. When exchanged at hannumanns grotto, will yield a 0.02% chance for potion of the gods. Consuming said potion will grant the player god mode for 27 hours.