It occurred to me that a change to the behavior of the Battle Spatula is warranted. When the battle axe in the kitchen gets ticked, her battle spatula might get used edge-on acting like an axe and result in a nasty cut. On the other hand, the flat side can be used for a hard blow to the side of the head causing unconsciousness - just like a truncheon.
The game already has the mechanic for a single weapon to be used for either killing or knockout: the Predatory Blade light attack is deadly attack while heavy attack does only 1 damage but can cause knockout. Implement the Predatory Blade behavior in the Battle Spatula.