Like you two, I am but a fan of the Spreadman. and much like you, I could never live up to the level of glory and prowess in battle that he possesses. Besides, How could i be Spreadman when he was banned for one thousand years? Also, we’re all fairly certain that you two are the communists. your attempts at deflecting have failed once again it would seem.

Also, Spread wanted me to relay a message “App when!?”