Except… that’s a completely incorrect analogy since they’re not there to help you when you submit a bug report… there’s no resolution to expect from that… it’s you notifying them of something. (Like you can’t expect them to say… “here, let me fix that bug for you so you can get on with your day…”)
So an equivalent analogy would be filing a report to the tire manufacturer about the quality of rubber they use… and you can bet you $ss you’ll have to list your whole family tree in whatever order they want it for you to get an official report in :))

Which kinda makes the rest of your post simply not fit the scenario :man_shrugging: