No no no.
This one is a cantankerous old man who rants, raves, and rambles. For most accurate reading, imagine the horrid text wall being slurred by someone who isn’t as think as they drunk they are, and are a least two notches less clever than they like to let on. The kind of washed up stand up comedian who can still comfortably support a prolonged and successful bout of alcoholism, but that’s about it.
Please do not confuse the clown for a purveyor of useful content. This one is just inflicting their venting on everyone else. There are better and more thought out posts that aren’t as unnecessarily verbose and obtuse.
As for breaking character, dig beep enough and you will find it. Or rather, a time before a night that involved a foolish bet, far too much Bärenjäger for a man half this one’s age, and very derpy events on an unrelated forum.
This is, one could say, a very modern affectation.
Well, modern as Methuselah’s of this one’s stock measure time at least.
Also, this one has a major malfunction in ability to take a compliment.
So, TLDR;
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