# Chosen of Asura spawns **URL:** \ **Category:** General Discussion\ **Tags:** roleplay\ **Created:** [January 24, 2020, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326 "2020-01-24T17:20:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DelRioServerMaster](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/delrioservermaster/32/94332_2.png) [@DelRioServerMaster](https://forums.funcom.com/u/DelRioServerMaster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/1 "2020-01-24T17:20:11Z")
My son, upon realizing the Chosen of Asura Thralls are always at our brimstone farm: Why are they always here? Me: Because they’re real people that the game company decided could be special and put into the game. I see them all the time when I read the message forum for the game. Him: _silence_ (In hindsight I assume he was processing that two Chosen of Asura are thralls we captured and are directly responsible for processing mats for our T3 base, which is taking FOREVER to build, based upon his next comment). Me: What are you thinking about, bud? Him: Can you ask them to hurry up on the steel fire and shaped wood? So therefore: Multigun, Mikey, pick up the pace you slackers! ---
**Author:** ![CodeMage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/codemage/32/13564_2.png) [@CodeMage](https://forums.funcom.com/u/CodeMage)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/2 "2020-01-24T18:30:04Z")
I can’t wait until they put Barnes in! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DelRioServerMaster](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/delrioservermaster/32/94332_2.png) [@DelRioServerMaster](https://forums.funcom.com/u/DelRioServerMaster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 6:47pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/3 "2020-01-24T18:47:29Z")
I would love to see Barnes as an Armorer who can make Zamoran Dancer stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Barnes](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/barnes/32/100355_2.png) [@Barnes](https://forums.funcom.com/u/Barnes)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/4 "2020-01-24T19:15:24Z")
I just had a talk with Gilum’tun this morning: “why can’t you be more like Mixmaster Festus?!” 😉 Back before this honor was even a glint in my eye, it’s been my request that my toon be a female, with Mirthful in the title. Armorer would be amazing, because I have a B’naru almost everywhere (Armorer, Imp Armorer, 3 Arty benches, Saddlery) in every base. 🤸‍♀️ ---
**Author:** ![darthphysicist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darthphysicist](https://forums.funcom.com/u/darthphysicist)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/5 "2020-01-24T19:20:29Z")
If you’re an armorer, I want flawless derketo bikinis and pasty sets… if you wont provide it, I will always kill you and loot you… just like I do Mikey… oh excuse me… Keyim. Fun tangeant, if I was ever a Chosen, I’d want to be DeePee the Wretched, a sloppy male performer after they make my epically conceived Fat of the Land DLC. Armed with a ham sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Barnes](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/barnes/32/100355_2.png) [@Barnes](https://forums.funcom.com/u/Barnes)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/6 "2020-01-24T19:25:27Z")
Hate to break it to you, DeePee, but you make the bikinis in the smith bench. _gulp_ ---
**Author:** ![darthphysicist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darthphysicist](https://forums.funcom.com/u/darthphysicist)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/7 "2020-01-24T19:26:04Z")
Which is just WRONG. As a Chosen I expect you to do something about it. ---
**Author:** ![DelRioServerMaster](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/delrioservermaster/32/94332_2.png) [@DelRioServerMaster](https://forums.funcom.com/u/DelRioServerMaster)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/8 "2020-01-24T19:31:16Z")
I kind of want to join whatever server Multigun is on just to dump a ton of Tar and Brimstone into his Inv. with a note that says “My son told me you’d know what to do. GET IT DONE.” ---
**Author:** ![r4nd0mGamer](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/r4nd0mgamer/32/31078_2.png) [@r4nd0mGamer](https://forums.funcom.com/u/r4nd0mGamer)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/9 "2020-01-24T19:55:57Z")
new Chosen of Asura 2027: “Infant The Strict” (taskmaster) ---
**Author:** ![Multigun](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/multigun/32/90242_2.png) [@Multigun](https://forums.funcom.com/u/Multigun)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/10 "2020-01-24T20:14:52Z")
Just biding my time until the Asuran’s take over all the servers is all. ---
**Author:** ![darthphysicist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darthphysicist](https://forums.funcom.com/u/darthphysicist)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/11 "2020-01-24T20:16:48Z")
You cant take over until there is a DeePee… he’s a Messiah and his coming was fortold… ---
**Author:** ![CodeMage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/codemage/32/13564_2.png) [@CodeMage](https://forums.funcom.com/u/CodeMage)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/12 "2020-01-24T23:00:01Z")
My friend doesn’t get it, could you explain it for him? ---
**Author:** ![darthphysicist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darthphysicist](https://forums.funcom.com/u/darthphysicist)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/13 "2020-01-24T23:11:08Z")
Get what? If it was directed at me I’m not making sense as usual. ---
**Author:** ![CodeMage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/codemage/32/13564_2.png) [@CodeMage](https://forums.funcom.com/u/CodeMage)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/14 "2020-01-24T23:14:19Z")
It _was_ directed at you, because I didn’t understand what you said: > [@darthphysicist](#): > > You cant take over until there is a DeePee… he’s a Messiah and his coming was fortold… ---
**Author:** ![darthphysicist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darthphysicist](https://forums.funcom.com/u/darthphysicist)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/15 "2020-01-24T23:26:16Z")
My chosen form… DeePee the Wretched is a GAWD… ---
**Author:** ![CodeMage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/codemage/32/13564_2.png) [@CodeMage](https://forums.funcom.com/u/CodeMage)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/16 "2020-01-24T23:32:50Z")
Oh, man, I’m _ **dumb** _. 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![darthphysicist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darthphysicist](https://forums.funcom.com/u/darthphysicist)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:36pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/17 "2020-01-24T23:36:59Z")
I think I just realized your error… DP = Darth Physicist = DeePee? ---
**Author:** ![CodeMage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/codemage/32/13564_2.png) [@CodeMage](https://forums.funcom.com/u/CodeMage)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/18 "2020-01-24T23:40:01Z")
Yeah, I didn’t get what it was referring to 🙂 My brain only has two entries for “DP”, one of them being “dynamic programming” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![darthphysicist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darthphysicist](https://forums.funcom.com/u/darthphysicist)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/19 "2020-01-24T23:51:28Z")
I wont ask about the second… ---
**Author:** ![CodeMage](https://sea1.discourse-cdn.com/funcom/user_avatar/forums.funcom.com/codemage/32/13564_2.png) [@CodeMage](https://forums.funcom.com/u/CodeMage)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:53pm UTC](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326/20 "2020-01-24T23:53:47Z")
Ah, the tragedy of Darth Physicist the Wise… 😉 [Next page](https://forums.funcom.com/t/chosen-of-asura-spawns/103326.md?page=2)