Conan Dad Jokes Corner

Ok, I’ll start:

Would chanting the words to magic in Conan Exiles be considered “Sorc Code” ?

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Where do Hyborian stoners hang out?

On the tree of whoa.

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What do you call a mummy’s breasts?

Mounds of the Dead…

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Why can’t you teach an old snake new tricks?

Because they’re Set in their ways…

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Nice one and the mummy one was cool enough in a good way to get an eye roll from my wife.

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What do you call a Darfari’s testacle collection?

A cannibal’s can-o’-balls…

EDIT: had to misspell the “T” word so it wouldn’t be censored… It’s crucial for the bad joke to work lol

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Wow that is deep on the shallow end. Complitmenting you on it by the way.

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Where does the Executioner go to relax?

His serpent man-cave…

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To Yog followers the greatest compliment you could hope for is : You are dead meat.

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To Yog all gatherings are a Club.

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Why did Old Garogh decide to slaughter his entire hunting party?

He was always last to be Pict

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Why is the Silent Legion armor so popular?

Because it’s made with star metal…

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@TenJumpChump
You really rock m8 :love_you_gesture:.
What I will say here is not sooo joke but a bit salty.
Does anyone knows what Mitra is in Greek? ΜΉΤΡΑ, I won’t answer here you can always Google it :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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