Ok, I’ll start:
Would chanting the words to magic in Conan Exiles be considered “Sorc Code” ?
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Where do Hyborian stoners hang out?
On the tree of whoa.
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What do you call a mummy’s breasts?
Mounds of the Dead…
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Why can’t you teach an old snake new tricks?
Because they’re Set in their ways…
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Nice one and the mummy one was cool enough in a good way to get an eye roll from my wife.
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What do you call a Darfari’s testacle collection?
A cannibal’s can-o’-balls…
EDIT: had to misspell the “T” word so it wouldn’t be censored… It’s crucial for the bad joke to work lol
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Wow that is deep on the shallow end. Complitmenting you on it by the way.
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Where does the Executioner go to relax?
His serpent man-cave…
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To Yog followers the greatest compliment you could hope for is : You are dead meat.
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To Yog all gatherings are a Club.
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Why did Old Garogh decide to slaughter his entire hunting party?
He was always last to be Pict
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Why is the Silent Legion armor so popular?
Because it’s made with star metal…
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@TenJumpChump
You really rock m8 
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What I will say here is not sooo joke but a bit salty.
Does anyone knows what Mitra is in Greek? ΜΉΤΡΑ, I won’t answer here you can always Google it 
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