Constipated Darfari

roleplay

#1

A Darfari warrior goes to his shaman and says, “Doc, I’m not feeling good. Haven’t been able to crap for a week!”
The shaman replies, “You eat too much meat and need more roughage in your diet.”
The shaman gives him a prescription that reads, “Eat two vegans and see me in the morning.”
Badumbum.