(Game) What should the person above you be banned for?

[JJDancer]

For getting naked and dancing with his thralls

[Barnes]

For being super-spicy yet irredeemably adorable.

[JJDancer]

For bringing too much common sense to these crazy forums.

[Croms_Faithful]

For claiming to be a dancer but not dancing in your profile picture. Youre JJDancer, not JJSwordstrangler.

[SirDaveWolf]

For being faithful to Crom instead of Set. Set is way cooler

[Croms_Faithful]

For making the most ludicrous of statements surrounding human religious faith and servitude. Everyone knows that Crom is way cooler than Set!

[rolee9309]

For starting a religion war and not considering Yog the bestest god in the game.

[BrutusWhitefang]

For saying Derketo is the best when it should have been Jhebbal Sag the god of the beast.

[Nord-Oskilgetinn]

For accidentally typing jhebbal sag in the place of “Ymir, the god of war and storms”

[darthphysicist]

Crom laughs at your storms. Laughs with his banhammer.

[Lucidique]

Haha. My god is stronger. He is the everlasting sky, your god lives underneath him.

[TheRedKing76]

(This applies to several individuals who shall remain nameless)
For not recognizing the only true god on any Conan Exiles server

Me.

[Lucidique]

For failing to recognize a direct quote to Conan

[darthphysicist]

For failing to report a direct quote of Subotai and attributing it to Conan…

[JJDancer]

For smelling like burnt burritos

[darthphysicist]

For slander! Its burnt Doritos…

[JJDancer]

lol…oops

[Wak4863]

For eating all the Doritos.

[BrutusWhitefang]

For drinking all the Mountain Dew that was with the Doritos.

[Urusovite]

Banned for not putting a space in your name.