For reminding me of the horrors that the product testers of Preparation A thru G suffered.
For making me count on my fingers while reciting the alphabet.
For only learning the alphabet from A to J
(give or take a finger or two)
For knowing the whole alphabet
For not knowing that I ran out of fingers and toes at “T”.
For not using fingers and toes more then once, they are not disposable.
For using your own fingers and toes instead of those of your enemies.
For not crushing his enemies thoroughly enough to turn their fingers and toes into an uncountable mass.
For making me want to play the game and slaying every moving thing instead of sleeping…
This gave me a big laugh
For considering sleep as an option when there are enemies to be crushed and slaughtered.
For not considering sleeping on crushed and slaughtered enemies.