For ousting my beard armor recipe to the public before I got my patent!
For daring to suggest anyone cover up a magnificent beard with armor.
For not being in awe of the dignified majesty of an armoured beard:
Why wearing armor on my beard has never dawned on me before I will never know. Any blacksmith’s out there need a model?
For asking too many questions when they should provide the answers. And because of having a red profile picture, which is infuriating really.