For drinking all the Mountain Dew that was with the Doritos.
Banned for not putting a space in your name.
As an okie speaking here… for being a Texan
For not acknowledging that the greatest american hero is a texan. That hero also being the greatest seller of propane and propane accessories.
School teacher Ralph Hinkley? He’s the greatest american hero. Circa 1981
I don’t remember him selling propane and propane accessories
For being Post number 666…!!
For being quicker than me! Literally I was waiting for this since post 420!!!
Great. Now I must put on Iron Maiden. Edit: Now I’ve also nabbed 669, the spicy bedroom move of the beast
For making it sound like putting on Iron Maiden is a chore.
For reminding me that I only know one doggone Iron Maiden song.
For not immediately correcting that gap in your life.
For making me think of Molly Ringwald. I don’t know why…
For bringing up Molly Ringwald and failing to mention The Breakfast Club.
For making me want breakfast for dinner😁