If you’re on PC:

So, you’re going to wanna’ navigate to “[Wherever you installed steam]\Steam\steamapps\common\Conan Exiles\ConanSandbox\Config”
Then open up the “Defaultgame.ini” file in like, notepad++ or something.

Then just yeet out the following lines;

+StartupMovies=StartupUE4
+StartupMovies=StartupNvidia
+StartupMovies=CinematicIntroV2

That’ll, not only remove the stupid ramblings of a half-naked hippy, but it’ll also get rid of the Unreal and NVIDIA startup stuff.

Edit:
You can put a - instead of the + in those lines, iirc it will not be reset through updates while just removing the lines will.

-StartupMovies=StartupUE4
-StartupMovies=StartupNvidia
-StartupMovies=CinematicIntroV2