Today, February the 4th, is National Butt Soup Day for the Darfari, and everywhere in Conan Exiles.
As a devout Yoggite, this day fills me joy. I will dedicate my playing session today to visiting every single Darfari camp to partake with my fellow Yoggites of glorious butt soup.
Then I shall slay them all, relieve them of their loot, epidermis and posteriors.
Happy National Butt Soup Day to all!
FOR YOG!! 
Sounds awesome unfortunately I am on Sipath at the time under Zath however if I go back to my server today I could go onto my elevator ride above the clouds 
jump of land in my Yog pit below and then harvest my own butt cheeks what a great idea you have wish I new sooner this is the kinda thing Funcom should announce we could all send in butt check recipes and pictures. Love it. @Alhambra
Don’t forget the Skull to be used as a Bowl.
@sestus2009 Butt soup day is for everyone, regardless of Creed, or region. 
Oh and a nice idea…kill oneself in order to reap one’s own ass. Love it!
@Sera67 Aye, we certainly need the morbid receptacle in order to enjoy butt soup. I wonder what we can stuff the butt with…am assuming, of course, it just floats around in the bloody broth.
MOM!!! My soups Mooning me again!
LOOOL! 
Haha that made me laugh too much XD
Happy Butt Soup Day, everyone
I have a question about it however:
Does anyone know where this is in-game? I can’t recall anywhere off the top of my head that has this. Could this be a weird yet amusing teaser of things to come?
I did not see this as an event anywhere, I doubt there would be anything this dumb XD
Butt if there was, I would be on board.
I don’t think butt soup is the event itself. But it’s certainly a new asset, possibly a teaser of something else
I hope so. We need some cannibalism action up in here XD
I can see you’ve gotten to the bottom of the hole idea.
Pro tip: you can store a remarkable amount of butt soup in a human bladder. Just remember to reserve some intestines to fashion it into a nice manbag. A butt soup purse.
You went in there pretty deep…XD
Well I thought I’d give it a try with the nearest butt I had on hand.
I have to be honest, it was a little uncomfortable when it started getting hot.
Then I remembered there is a good soup made with a certain animal’s head that gives you buffs. What about the other side?
There we go… looking good. 
Just a few quick chops with the cleaver…
Perfect.
And now into the pot it goes.
I’m sure it tastes better than it smells…
Well… how about that?
Is it a good or bad thing if it tastes like ass?
Should we 
for this celebration?
Of course!
@Tephra Your post needs to begin singing; I’m, too sexy for this thread. 
The recipe is too short to be a real food blog post, though. You need to ramble about how you were pulled from your cross, worked for 30 hours every day to get your pots and pans, and then about how your father used to push the wheel of pain just so you had some clothes to wear.
Then after about 3 paragraphs of discussing the political situation in Seppamaru, you eventually get to the point of “But disregard that. Real exiles eat [reacted]” and proceed with the actual recipe for butt soup.
…butt water? 
