It’s just like the Templars to use there power to reach into my closet and take my beautiful bright dress and turn it into the equivalent of a peasant smock. I mean really, the Dark Ages called, they what their fashion sense back. We Illuminati don’t care what you ware…well, as long as you bought it from us or one of our corporate “partners”, that is.
But really, I’ve had the “One Shoulder Tribal Print Dress” since the original TSW and it has always been the bright red and yellow shown in the right picture, not this muted blue, yellow and red thing that looks like someone washed it in diluted bleach a few hundred times. I want my pretty dress back!