Without going so far as to revisit a literary tale I have not heard since I was a child, or providing a comprehensive critical analysis, to the best of my recollection, it was rats initially, then children when the townspeople refused to cough up payment for the pipers services. Although I am happy to stand corrected, as it has been a substantial period of time since I last heard it.
That would be right, I have not had the pleasure of your company for the longest time now, and you say something outlandish such as this!
I’m going to infer you are a dog person eh? To that I would say; we offer the 5 minute argument or the full half an hour. 
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