There’s an old saying.
“Though Templar’s cannot bake it doesn’t matter because all things Templars make are extraordinary in every way.” ~ A Real Templar (Right Now)
I can’t give away all the secrets but it started with some brainstorming. We prefer not to use the brain as the Pope declares that oxygen is better suited to maintain a Templars godlike figure. I cannot argue that but it still bothers me to this day every time the Pope tells me this. As I had never baked a cake before I decided I would make an acceptance this once.
And there it was. Within moments I had mastered baking. Any longer and I feared I might be better suited as a Dragon or Lumie. But no as per usual my abilities far exceeded my all ready overflowing ego.
Something was terribly wrong though. It didn’t have a cross on it. I mean that’s pretty much the coolest thing about being a Templar we have the sickest crosses. I swear people will be getting these things as tattoos for centuries after our time.
Admittedly that’s a terrible cross, but were under oath to not release our most coveted cross designs to the general public. Let you in on one secret though. Lumies once offered to be our slaves for 100 years if we gave them all our secrets. We laughed. We cant handle you for a 5 minute Shambala match let alone 100 years! Silly Lumies.
My old pal Richy loved it though. And the pope was like “DAMN SOOOONNNN give me a slice a that heart.” He always makes things so awkward around here.
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Character Name: Drenneth
Entry: IDK what category this fits in
True to game perhaps? Life? What is real anymore!
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