Which he then had to lower for Hollywood because they wouldn’t believe the truth.
Also, York was using cleric powers, those don’t count.
Ok, bad joking aside, a siege, simulated or otherwise is a persistent thing. It’s boring, and that’s at the best of times. Sieges are slogs. There’s nothing fun about them unless you are a third party watching two enemy forces engage in in one.
Saying it’s a raid rather than a siege (beyound being the type of pedantry the interwebs exist for) is not an insult.
This one doesn’t want a siege. No one (that this one knows of) wants a siege.
It’s a good and fine plundering, possibly a pillaging, maybe even a sacking if one goes ham on the explosives.