The Turtle Troll - A new Griefing Method?

RIP turtles. Poor little fellas

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Ohh also try placing mines everywhere but try not to miss step and blow yourself up

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Please dont let this post die bois, I wanna follow the great turtle war step by step. @Mostly_Charmless please keep us uptaded.

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I wonder if the Turtle commander is watching this thread to keep a close eye on his enemy :rofl:

Now he needs to come up with a new strategy

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Well we got the game I’m a goat next version I’m a turtle :joy::rofl:

I so want to meet a “Turtle Commander” …

Count me in on this one :wink:

This entire turtle thing is just hilarious. Ninja turtles meet Conan the Barbarian :)))

They don’t visibly bleed, they make a tiny audible squeak then pass.

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Oh the turtle names are funny too. Lots of Chinese characters, “Happy Turtle”, “Have Turtle will Gank”, etc.

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You monster :sob:

:astonished: :astonished: :astonished:
I knew it!!
My pet turtle “Donatello” always look so calm and innocent, I wonder what his real agenda is, maybe some pizza will satisfy him… a bit, but I have tried so many times to explain to him that I cannot make pizza :sob:

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you monster :rofl:

You’re not missing anything fun or nice. This guy showed up on the server one day and started building a crapload of T1 stuff on top of resource nodes around @Mostly_Charmless base. Then he (or she?) proceeded to build T1 blockades on the natural “bridges” around that plateau. The turtle thing is just the latest way to troll @Mostly_Charmless.

Fortunately, the whole thing hasn’t spread out across the server yet, it’s fairly “confined” to that part of the map. Whoever this person is, he/she is an expert in toeing the line, and doing everything to harass the victim without committing an egregiously bannable offense (e.g. walling @Mostly_Charmless in, or walling off the Bat Vault).

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The dude trolling me is pretty much wrecking the area with foundation spam, blocking landbridges, wild surges and the bat vault. It is really weird since it is a pvc server. Some people are just like that I guess. I’m having what fun is possible with it.

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Seems like Ethot Specialist clan lost their appetite for feeding my thralls. I’ve seen a significant reduction in the number of turtles roaming about.

You don’t have to go all ham like I did ringing your perimeter with palisade. You can just drop 3 or 4 here and there, pick them up and frame the little guys in when you see them.

They die quick. Takes about 15 seconds max once you get the technique.

Curious what devious silliness he will come up with next.

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You meant “Turtle War!” right?

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I’m afraid that he shell return

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Could be worse than turtles it could actually be a few dozen Conan’s wonder around like Homer Simpson’s sperm. Playing on a private server when the game first came out the owner thought we had done something wrong sent a admin to punish us. Dragons would been easier for us. Conan didn’t attack just would stick in doors and such had to build stairs around walls to get in and out. Fortunately they went away after a few days. I don’t even know how he spawned them on ps4 in admin.

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Oh this guys is creative!

My clan name is “Indecent” spelled with an I as in eye.

He changed his clan name to lndecent with a lowercase L.

He hopes the confusion will get me erased I am sure.

I guess I shouldn’t have been so amused at his antics.

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He did with more of his turtle army. No personal touch though. No names. Just “Turtle”.

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