We welcome you to our employ @Larathiel. We had been head hunting you for quite some time.
We are fair & equitable employers, you will be fed gruel and expected to work around the clock like all the other employees. We do not offer sickness benefits or holidays. We have provided you with a seat and there you shall remain till the end of your employ.
We hope you enjoy your time with us. Any feedback will be ignored or punished.