Artisan thralls attend Cotillion etiquette class (humor)

Artisan thralls attend Cotillion (an southern US etiquette tradition / class):

*“Now, gentlemen - it is important that when you approach a lady - you need to make eye contact, and start with some polite conversation. Sometimes it is easy to begin with the weather. Or, perhaps pay your lady a compliment.”

“You may be enticed to look at your lady’s breasts, or admire her cleavage. But you MUST keep your chin up, and your eyes on their face. This is critical!!”

“Here. Lets practice again with the full-sized dolls. Very good, Acastel! Very good! Now - lets all try uncrossing our arms. You want to have a warm and open body posture when speaking with a lady.”*

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ROFL! Love it!

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a deadpan disembodied voice can be heard

“My eyes are up here Acastel”

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