Every post you make is a blessing😂 I almost just choked to death on popcorn lol.
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So I checked out the new outfit in Testlive, and maybe it’s just because I also watched the latest Bad Batch episode today but I’m not really seeing a pirate…
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The outfit was the spoon! There is no spoon 
! Only the Matrix!
All I can see are Stormcloak Officer gauntlets from Skyrim.
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But a settlement needs your help!
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How to scare away Fallout 4 players from your base - name a thrall Preston Garvey and dress him in the new pirate armour.
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Just please tell me the hat didn’t make your character bald! That’s a thing over on ESO STILL after all these years!
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yes it does, my crashtestchar have dreadlocks
Dammit Funcom fix that IMMEDIENTLY! Hats should not make you BALD!
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Status update:
Day 2, second era:
Sad. No Mikey plank threats yesterday. ;(
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You did. Then you realized that there suddenly was an endless number of settlements that needed your help and you no longer had time for such essential CE activities as “naked climbing for no reason”, “hyena dash ‘n’ smash” or “Koopa Troopa Boogaloo by Night”.
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Pirate Outfits are in high demand these days, or so I’m told… I’ve been investing heavily in the ticker “PRTFTS” on the Hyborian Stock Exchange.
Belatedly I learned that this was not, in fact, “Pirate Outfits Inc.” but rather “Poultry Raisers To Fight The System”, an anarchistic grouping of chicken farmers intent on toppling the Aquilonian monarchy.
The Aquilonian monarch, quite sensibly, decided to answer their protests with cavalry charges. In completely unrelated news, I am now bankrupt.
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Guess who’s at the top of it now?
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I say we start carvinf @Ignasi up and sell the parts to donate money to @Mikey since he is now broke. We can start with…
a Buck an Ear…
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Make sure to chop him up using a tool with a high harvesting power so that you can get extra parts.
Six ears will sell for more than two.
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