The Pecker, obviously.
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Just don’t put a BLUNT fitting on it, he may get HIGH hopes.
As soon as we get the pirate/cowboy outfit should we continue this thread until we get Conans Atlantian sword?
Start with dyeing the pirate armour the appropriate colours, then set up a few outposts scattered around the map with poorly equipped thralls and defences, once a purge alert rolls in, bring your Preston thrall along to help.
That may actually work. My mother, to this day, still types letters and mails them to companies she’s angry at. One per company, per day. It’s part of her morning routine, I kid you not…and eventually they give her something, anything, just to shut her up.
If you want annoying my friend, look no further and count me in! 
Lol 
those eyebrows tho 
The Atlantean Sword already exists, now if we were to have a revolt to get Conan’s fathers sword…. (Pipe dream at this point I realize)
Father’s sword, Thulsa Doom’s armour, Thulsa Doom’s dressing gown, Valeria’s armour, Valeria’s Valkyrie armour, Setitte priest robes… Where are they?!
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I really had no idea where this was going until it went there, honestly…
Status update:
Day 4, second era: Since the rewards are already available on Testlive, might as well show them in full glory. In spoilers in case someone doesn’t want the surprise spoiled 
I swear I was just going to have the Kraken eat him but then the alliterative travesty of “tentacles tickling testicles” couldn’t be denied, and it all went downhill from there
Hah. Well isnt this an unprecedented surprise! Great to have you back Zeb. There has always been an empty seat for you in my my mead hall of friends. Welcome back mistress of chaos. 
Probably is Mikey. But you know what? I dread the day when this:
And this
Are not worth asking for yet again. But please friends, let us also not forget Thorgrim’s Warhammer
And also Subotai’s Bow
Still the best-looking blade in fiction, change my mind (you can’t).
Admittedly not very piratey, but it makes up for it with everything else.
I’m not saying we need new outfits soon but…
You got 99 problems, and booty ain’t one.
Thicc