Pirate Outfit! But...when?

[CodeMage]

@anon83039162

Yes please. Sign me up, skip the line.

Zeeeeeb!

Welcome back!

@Mikey

I really had no idea where this was going until it went there, honestly…

[Mikey]

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[Deamo]

The Holy Keanu will bless this thread to remove all Hentai impurities so that we may continue the pirate outfit trolling.

[Ignasi]

Status update:

Day 5, second era: Not yet

[Dark_Overlord]

i think the pirate outfit is really cool, but i wish funcom had designed it a little more in the style of Conan Exiles. Something like this:

[Alexandria]

In before that gets taken down! And damn you for nearly making me spit my coffee out on my keyboard! OMG ROFL! I will never be able to think of CE cosplay the same again!

[Dark_Overlord]

@Alexandria

I will never be able to think of CE cosplay the same again!

mission accomplished

[Insein]

Wow. Good morning Exiles. I think that one won/broke the thread. RIP

[Mikey]

at least I no longer feel like a pervert (all is relative, etc)

[Insein]

Says Mikey, from Horny Jail.

[Mikey]

it’s called Married with Children (not the show).

…what?

[rolee9309]

He drank a bit too much potion of endowment it seems!

[Dark_Overlord]

yo ho ho and a bottle of endowment!

[Alexandria]

We need to have a talk Funcom. It is unacceptable that I can have a better pirate in Elder Scrolls Online than I can in Conan Exiles. Case in point:

Now to your hat:

Now, I’m pretty confidant that you guys can create this hat using the base game hairstyles. Crom knows if Zenimax can do it, you certainly can! So, please go the extra mile and do so before you put this thing out. Thank you!

[darthphysicist]

CE pirate just believes in manbuns

[Wolfkyn]

My character’s always bald anyway. Maybe the hat will give him hair.

[Barnes]

:ruined joke chicken:

My hair is newly short, ftr. As a man who grows his hair long on occasion, whenever I wear a cowboy hat, a bowler or any other haberdash my long hair is neatly ponytailed. I will only ever let long hair flow when I’m wearing my Deadman Top Hat. #DeppTangent

I’d like to have the option in-game though.

[Alexandria]

My pirate needs to look like this:

Not like this:

Side note: Do NOT do an unfiltered image search under “bald female pirate.”