Pirate Outfit! But...when?

Need some shark fins in the water awaiting the plunge. :smiley:

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My wife was spawning in her Twitch drops last night…

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They mean pineapple pizza sucks. Next question.

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Just saying, but hyborian waters may well hold older and nastier things than sharks…

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release the Kraken!?
Dagon himself?
or… you’ll go classic Lovecraft?

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Wait I figured it out!

The release date is the 24th of April, 2064!

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What about the other 6s?

I think it is 6th of June in the year 24,464.

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Yarr … the only booty in sight.

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Arrr! I think I see m’new britches on th’ horizon. Lay off the grog and pick up yer paddle, chumbucket.

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A pirate walked into a bar.

He had a wooden leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand. The bartender was curious.
“How did you get that wooden leg?” he asked.

The pirate took a swig of ale. “'Twas a terrible sea battle. I stood bravely, directly facing 12 ballistae. All they managed to hit was my leg.”

The bartender said “What about your hook?”

The pirate took another long swig. “Arrrr, twas the day the Aquilonian navy caught me. They tied me to the mast, I escaped by gnawing my own hand off.”

The bartender was growing sceptical.
“And how did you get that eyepatch?”

The pirate took another swig. “Twas a mutiny. Me own crew left me marrooned on a desert island. But I had no fear. I lay down on the sand to wait to be rescued. As i looked up, a seagull flew over and pooped in me eye.”

The bartender said “That’s ridiculous, no one loses an eye from bird muck.”

The pirate finished his ale in one gulp, and grimaced.
“Twas the first day with the hook.”

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@Ignasi the wait is driving me nuts!
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…with a ship’s wheel sticking out of the front of his trousers.

The bartender asked, “Not that I can see how anyone could fail to notice, but did you know you have a big wheel sticking out of your pants?”

And the pirate said, "Arrr, it’s…

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@CodeMage be feeling good like
200-2

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Are you ready kids!

Rrrrrrrr, maybe not…

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