Barkeeper In Memoriam 🥺

I thought I’d create a little thread to say farewell to all the barkeepers we lost in the Great Disappearance of October 17, 2024

Here’s my little plucky barkeep. I happened to grab a screenshot of all my workbench thralls before the update. I thought I’d grab one of her. She’s been with me since when of my first new purges. She was a hard worker. Never complained. I could always chat with her and share my troubles over a drink or two. I’ll miss her.

I’m just glad I have this image of her before she was cruelly kidnapped by funcom. :sob:

Any other loved barkeep memories to share exiles?

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I will have to go through screen shots :weary:. Good idea for a thread @Cannipals .

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Thanks @sestus2009
Hopefully we can get some love here for the missing barkeeps

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Rip Nymessa. :joy:

Got a crappy replacement but my girl was leveled.

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Salute to the barkeeps! Wish I’d taken more pics of them, this was around New Years. I haven’t looked yet at the current state of things…

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Wow @Pashmina that’s an amazing looking tavern!

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Thom Evenpour, and Magdalena. Sadly, I do not believe that I have screenshots of them to share. Because I wasn’t aware that they were going to be ruthlessly murdered as a part of the Age of Heros patch. :rage:

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Yeah, the same - i don’t have any screenshot of my three beautiful tavern ladies from purges whose i lost after patch (Siptah included). :frowning: Yesterday i found only one barkeeper form cage and it was half-bald man who looks suspicious - I wouldn’t entrust him money…

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Goodbye Bruce. Goodbye Sheila. Goodbye other Bruce. I never learned your real names because you weren’t important enough for me. You were not the irreplaceable friends you could’ve become, had you had the opportunity.

I can get new staff to work at my bars any day. You will not be missed, so good riddance, wherever you decided to go.

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This is not a tavern, this is an upscale restaurant. :+1:

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Indeed :star_struck:. Congratulations @Pashmina and thanks a million for sharing this photo, amazing work!!!

Ohh, that’s really sad m8!

I’ll drink to this then and try to share as many as previous bars i had before the update only! It will be a bit digging so give me some time!
Above all, this was not an option i had in mind and although i didn’t give a dime for loosing barkeepers, i know understand how this can create sad feelings! Thanks for the insight @Cannipals and forgive my ruthless barbaric character in this game!

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Yes now ive got to find 4 female bartenders with long hair to replace mine but the worst part is using the new dye bench for the outfits!Now i have to go murder 25 followers to get my priests and crafters back,i really hate this update!

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Thanks! Alot of fun to make! I’m scared to look now.

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Here was one of three Barkeeps that I lost, along with the spoils of war from purges.

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Anyone who still has them will be pleasantly surprised: they have again acquired the ability to periodically wipe the table and beer mugs. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Don’t be! If you play on PlayStation i can jump on your server and help you gain as much as you wish!

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Those who have lost tavernkeepers - please have a look at @learuis 's post here. If you are on a private server - it may be possible to revive your lost tavernkeepers:

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Thanks for the offer of help! I’m playing on official 6111 (Siptah) though, and you’re welcome to come hang!
I did check things out yesterday, sadly both my barkeeps are gone and I’ll have to hunt / purge for new ones. I’ll imagine that they plotted their escape for months, biding their time to flee for an exciting island vacation together. :grin:

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The disappearance of the Barkeepers reminded me of a joke.


Jesus and Satan entered in a context under the tribunal of God to decide who was the smarter.

They were tasked with a simple goal: To write the most extensive list of reasons as to why they were smarter in 5 hours.

Jesus started and in 1 hour wrote 10 pages, Satan 12.
After 2 hours, Jesus 20 pages, Satan 26.
After 3 hours, Jesus 30 pages, Satan 50.
At the 4th hour, there was a solar event, everything was down.
After 5 hours, Jesus had 40 pages, Satan 15.

Jesus won because Jesus saves.


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Filling up my taverns with barkeeps- level 1 purge which anyone should be able to solo - and steady supply of barkeeps.

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