Conan: Chop Chop is not an April Fools! - E3 reveal trailer and more

TheLOLxd2 · 2019-06-10T20:04:48.150Z

the new Conan: Chop Chop trailer.
Conan: Chop Chop has been revealed at E3 to be an actual game! Here are the details:

Conan: Chop Chop - Mighty Kingdom, Funcom

Publishing game
April 1: trailer was published
(not an april fools joke, but this was not mentioned at the time)
September 3, 2019
Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, PC, Playstation 4
Rogue-like action adventure
Playable version at E3
hack-n-slash roguelike with a randomly-generated world
features 4-player co-op
play as Conan, Pallantides, Valeria, or Bêli
death is final
new weapons are unlocked each run and can range from “a broom to a bastard sword”
moves and combo’s
NPCs qith quests
mini-bosses
final boss: the evil wizard Thoth-Amon.

Official links

Site: http://www.conanchopchop.com
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1061880/Conan_Chop_Chop/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ConanChopChop/
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/conanchopchop

TheLOLxd2 · 2019-06-10T20:15:11.239Z

Y’know, this logo looks familiar to a few other games. Couldn’t escape it.

TheLOLxd2 · 2019-06-10T20:19:41.201Z

Update June 12: merged official links to main post.

Sera67 · 2019-06-10T20:45:07.821Z

Wait… Wasn’t it always a real game? I thought you could download it and mess with it. (don’t own a phone since i’m mute)

Aria_of_Sorrow · 2019-06-10T20:59:20.894Z

Sera67:

don’t own a phone since i’m mute

Why would that stop you from owning a smart phone? Practically no one actually “talks” on them anymore anyway.

Sera67 · 2019-06-10T21:02:59.533Z

45$ a month + 200$ + phone that does nothing more then allow poor internet and text chat…

Not thanks, people can tap me on shoulder for free, and postie notes are hellva cheaper. XD

If i’m gonna throw away 45$ a month, i’ll spend it on games and be angry at Sony and Game Devs for not putting text chat in. XD

And price of decent phone these days… I’ll buy a high end PC or PSV . Or pay my bills. XD

Aria_of_Sorrow · 2019-06-10T21:10:43.685Z

Sera67:

Not thanks, people can tap me on shoulder for free, and postie notes are hellva cheaper.

Most people are just paying for the convenience of having internet, email, or text message options on hand even when away from a central location. Unless you are playing games on it or something, you can get a smart phone for like $30 to $50.

Sera67 · 2019-06-10T21:20:58.347Z

Around here? no. We’ve looked. We’ve been trying to get emergency phone for house for sometime.

Land lines were bugging in and out, kept going up 1-2$ every 3-4 months. 10+ auto-mated calls a day, even on no call list for auto messages.
We had a old flip top phone, which was phased out by services providers here. AT&T and Verizon stores by us, have 90-120$ cheap phones, but require data plan thru them.

Walgreens and other pre-card phones are all in 100$+ range here.

My Laptop is HP 2000, doesn’t run very well. Couldnt get IOS app thing to run. (barly plays youtube videos with out acting likes its dieing, lol)

But really thou… My friends can find me on PSN and gamefaqs. Or swing past house if they wanna go get a beer. I’m not in need of a phone.
I do abit of sign language, and most people get it. Pull out postie notes/notepad and BAM. There cool with waiting 10 sec for me to write it out.

TheLOLxd2:

September 3, 2019

Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, PC, Playstation 4

And good news, i see ps4 listed. So yays. XD

TheLOLxd2 · 2019-06-10T21:23:44.295Z

For the press release, see

Mynewsdesk

SURPRISE! Funcom’s Conan Chop Chop is a real game

On April 1st Funcom cheekily announced the upcoming game Conan Chop Chop as an April Fools’ Day joke. But surprise! Not only is it real, the game will...

Hrukk12 · 2019-06-10T21:31:01.966Z

That one boss ape in the Trailer looks very familiar from one in the Complete Chronicles.

TheLOLxd2 · 2019-06-10T22:58:59.338Z

If you didn’t see the source, I also made a stream summary for the PC Gaming Show. Catch it here:

PC Gaming Show at E3 ft. Funcom and others - Stream summary General Discussion

(livestream announcement: Tune in to the PC Gaming Show at E3 ft. Funcom and others! (Update June 9)) Now working on the stream summary Sorry, I won’t write down details for everything, just ETA. 30 games, including updates and world firsts [Introduction] ‘Comments will be pulled from all platforms people are watching on!’ ‘there will be a Borderlands 3 QA with its Creative Director’ World Exclusive: Evil Genius 2: World Domination - Rebellion Sign up with a chance to WIN closed Beta ac…

TheLOLxd2 · 2019-06-10T23:08:38.607Z

Any questions are welcome. This one’s from @VoiceofCrom

Q: Does this game have PvP?

A: No.

TheLOLxd2 · 2019-06-10T23:30:03.982Z

A short interview has been held backstage - Check it out here:

Multigun · 2019-06-11T00:28:40.790Z

Sera67:

And good news, i see ps4 listed. So yays. XD

Just to clarify since you were posting about phone stuff, the game isn’t currently being released on mobile devices. It wasn’t available earlier to mess with earlier (on mobile devices or otherwise), and was simply an April Fool’s Joke (that I’m guessing generated enough of a buzz to warrant them deciding to make a full fledged game).

CrystalGoddess · 2019-06-11T01:08:03.114Z

I’m… not sure what to think about this, on one hand it could be fun, but on the other it could just be incredibly ludicrous. Oh well, at least the other April Fools joke stayed as just that, a joke, I don’t want The Night of Lost Souls to return until they either iron out the issues with it, or Halloween comes around, whichever happens first.

As for this being on PS4, I wonder if it’ll be long enough to warrant having a platinum trophy.

BoogerParty · 2019-06-11T03:18:16.430Z

That’s Thak from Rogues in the House, I do believe.

TheLOLxd2 · 2019-06-11T08:41:21.699Z

The earliest database entry was April 2, so…

Hrukk12 · 2019-06-12T00:52:53.687Z

That it is as I knew I’ve known about that ape from somewhere but his name sometimes slips my mind.

system · 2019-06-19T19:40:22.791Z

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