Did you invent turtle racing? Cause I think I invented turtle racing

It’s simple. Small track, tiny little pen on one side, winning booth on the other.

Winning booth floor must be foundations, their pen must be ceiling tile held by pillar (cause they are drawn to foundations more based on my testing).

Name your turtles. Start a betting pool. 10 eldarium on Franklin to win! Riches beyond your wildest dreams!!!

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.


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Precious!

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Finally something to do with pesky little critters.We had to fence one in because of blocking stairs. Get some Siptah steroids and off to the races.

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I don’t know why not we are going to use invisible currency to gamble. Going to tell my wife about this tonight so we can make a proper track.

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Hey. I think you invented turtle racing.

:grin:

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MIght be easier than shaleback calf racing from the old days. lol

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im in

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Burrrrrb :roll_eyes: I have no idea where that one went :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

I think I invented something similar once…
First: Put a couple turtles in a bag.
Next: Drop them over a cliff and see how long it takes them to hit the bottom (they don’t always make it that far). :shushing_face:

NOTE: The author DOES NOT condone animal cruelty of any kind, except in the confines of cyber space.

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If you try Savage Wilds, you can try an other turtle game:

There is a crocco world boss around C3 who starts a fight with shalebacks, but there is a turtle wandering around beneath them. If the crocco uses its tail whip attack, it launches that poor thing into the air.
And just like in Yetisports, you can compete, what will be the biggest distance it will fly every time they respawn!

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how to get those turtles?

Some even become “Greater Turtles”.

I’ve only seen one… never owned one. They are much bigger - but other than that I dunno.

And what is this now? The turtles talk? Or have you RP’d yourself into the bug-house?

They just wander around where you put them. Kinda annoying that they have HUGE hitboxes, you can not just run past next to them. And can’t attack, nothing. Just… wander. I have a multiple floor building, I put it on the first, and sometimes it is on the second (doors are closed at the staircase, but still…) :rofl:

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It’s because…


They’re ninjas!

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Just never, but never, in any circumstance get a voice over saying:

Everything is clear now. Now I have to find the other 3, and name them correctly. :grin:

Never tried to raise one accidentally eaten a few or just put them down and learned they needed fenced in.

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Sweet! Now if we could only make turtle armor… :wink:

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How do you start the races? Do you just make multiple tracks so they can be placed “near” each other? Or do you use the pillar trick to get them closer?

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