Banned for underestimating the age of my avatar: I’ve been using it for ~19 years on various forums.
Banned for being a Captain without a ( at least visible) boat!
Banned for not banning the person above you.
Banned for the fun of it…
Banned for double banning. You can’t single ban a double ban! Lloyd! Lloyd!
Banned for saying I can’t double ban.
Banned for thinking you are above the law. 
Banned for not knowing there is a new map I’m working on with heavy Crom references
Banned for creating a map with Crom references, but not Crom artifacts and goodies!
Ah but how does one craft riddled steel? Banned for not knowing.
Banned for not giving the knowledge. 
Banned for creating a false religion cult and having Exiles worship them as a God.
For modding his way into my heart! 
Et tu Barnes…banned for mush
Banned for not knowing that CROM IS THE ONLY TRUE RELIGION in this game. We are all his children in here…
For Crom only 
!
Banned for not following the rules and not banning the people above them, instead skipping the queue
@Wak4863 started it and @droch-aon continued it for just one reason…
Just ban… 
No rules in here my friend .
Banned for Crom is not a real religion, its the only true way of life. 
Bans everyone because I can. 
Wait…I don’t have to do anything…you banned yourself
Banned for being lazy and let others do their job.