I saw this forum game in some other place and I thought I might start a similar thread here. Basically, you have to come up with a funny reason why the person above you should be banned.
So, what should I be banned for?
Didnt give me choco cookies. XD
For not letting me use their box as shelter in the rain.
Having to many numbers in your name
Said the dress I was wearing did make my butt look big.
Having a username consist of almost as many syllables as it has letters.
For not even giving me any crystal. You’re the goddess of it, it’s not like you don’t have enough. Yet you have given me no pretty crystal.
BANHAMM0Rz
For using a “z” instead of an “s” as a plural.
Banned for being picky over spelling.
Kwalya has been banned for the following reasons:
- Suspiciously high internal knowledge of the game
- Encyclopedic memory-committed patch details
- Putting other bug busters out of business.
For listing 3 reasons. Come on buddy, save some for others 
For their username being 4 words mashed into 1.
For not answering my prayers when I asked for more gaudy crystal jewelry. The nerve.
For not stomping on the people we believe and know need it, beyond a shadow of doubt, because we must be right, with your big dinosaur feet when they post ridiculous points of views that don’t agree with us.
Skulduggery
For stealing Mitra’s fingers!
For massive overuse of hair conditioner
Because “He Likes it” .
For being the difference between what was and…
Person after me can get me for necromancy 
For being late to the party