For ousting my beard armor recipe to the public before I got my patent!
For daring to suggest anyone cover up a magnificent beard with armor.
For not being in awe of the dignified majesty of an armoured beard:
Why wearing armor on my beard has never dawned on me before I will never know. Any blacksmith’s out there need a model?
For asking too many questions when they should provide the answers. And because of having a red profile picture, which is infuriating really.
For thinking he’s godly lol
For false advertising. Bags are not ‘fun’. 
For stealing the hearts of men. Literally
For not having enough argyle
Okay, I just checked with Sabra my Darfari Witch Doctor and she says “berserk” is an actual medical condition. Unless you start showing symptoms I think a ban would suit you, buster.
For having a misunderstood title by other forum users, and for not spawning 100% of the time.
For not having a YT guide on why Barnes isn’t spawning 100% of the time
For not knowing that in some universe somewhere else in the multiverse, Wak has already done the guide.
For potentially being The One. #yulaw
For giving me an itch to watch that horrible movie
For giving me an itch…I’m awaiting test results.
For asking me to work on weekends for a damn test result. Choice of pain: truncheon on the cranium or lashed to a Fishman.
For risking a repeat of the cause of the itch.
For being horny
For being a heretic.
On second thought…no.
For days in which he provides no heresy.