Nine Sword - The Last of the Nine Swords MEGA Boss Runs: 50 Ways to Kill Your Kenny

Special thanks to Katelin and Nine Swords for helping out with the MEGAversary Nine Swords Runs!

As a special Tribute, this warped Song has been penned by Pool Simian and Bart Sepeilunkel - “50 Ways to Kill Your Kenny” (Based on Paul Simon and Art Garfunkels “50 Ways to Leave You Lover”).

Sing along to the images!

“The problem is all inside your head”, John whispered to me
“The answer is dark if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to Kill your Kenny”
Gaia said, “it’s really not my habit to intrude
These damn old ones are being really rude
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to kill your Kenny
Fifty ways to kill your Kenny”

You Stab him the back, Jack
Flush him down the pan, Stan
Hit him with a stick, Rick
Watch those Bandages flow free
Fire off a grenade, Wade
You don’t need to discuss much
Gun him down with Glee, Lee
And get yourself free

“The Kenny Mashers Assemble”:

“Oh My Gaia Their Going to Kill Kenny!”

“The Valliant Bees”:

“The Gaian Bee Kenny Extermination Crew”

“The Heart Before the Darkness”

“Bee Very Afraid Mummy”


“Kenny Awaits”

“Let’s Get Some!”

“Mummy Issues”

“Watch Out! Kenny is Mad!”

“Many Bees Make the Work of Light”


“Kenny Control”

“The Unravelling”

“Oh My God They Killed Kenny!”

“Alas Poor Kenny”

“Heading Home”


Awesome screenshots, Hollo! :smiley: thank you for posting them!
Was my absolute pleasure to help host and tank some of the World Boss runs for this years megaversary :slight_smile: thank you to everyone that came along and made them a success!