Lol those eyebrows tho
The Atlantean Sword already exists, now if we were to have a revolt to get Conan’s fathers sword…. (Pipe dream at this point I realize)
Father’s sword, Thulsa Doom’s armour, Thulsa Doom’s dressing gown, Valeria’s armour, Valeria’s Valkyrie armour, Setitte priest robes… Where are they?!
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I really had no idea where this was going until it went there, honestly…
Day 4, second era: Since the rewards are already available on Testlive, might as well show them in full glory. In spoilers in case someone doesn’t want the surprise spoiled
And “there” means “full hentai”…
Now go to the temple of frost and think about what you did!
I swear I was just going to have the Kraken eat him but then the alliterative travesty of “tentacles tickling testicles” couldn’t be denied, and it all went downhill from there
Hah. Well isnt this an unprecedented surprise! Great to have you back Zeb. There has always been an empty seat for you in my my mead hall of friends. Welcome back mistress of chaos.
Probably is Mikey. But you know what? I dread the day when this:
Are not worth asking for yet again. But please friends, let us also not forget Thorgrim’s Warhammer
And also Subotai’s Bow
Still the best-looking blade in fiction, change my mind (you can’t).
Admittedly not very piratey, but it makes up for it with everything else.
I’m not saying we need new outfits soon but…
You got 99 problems, and booty ain’t one.
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The Holy Keanu will bless this thread to remove all Hentai impurities so that we may continue the pirate outfit trolling.
Day 5, second era: Not yet
i think the pirate outfit is really cool, but i wish funcom had designed it a little more in the style of Conan Exiles. Something like this:
In before that gets taken down! And damn you for nearly making me spit my coffee out on my keyboard! OMG ROFL! I will never be able to think of CE cosplay the same again!