You know your playing Conan Exiles for to many hours when…
When you knock an ant on the floor and say “What will you do now Exile?”
Give us your Exile statement, and keep it clean.
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When you want to creep out your non playing friends and say “Come here Man Flesh!”
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When someone knocking on the door and my first thought is ‘‘enemy at the gate’’
Or when I do something awesome and say ‘‘did you see that SET?’’
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When you need to spend a hour plus to decide which of the screen shots on my phone to delete. So many fine Ladies from so many replays. Also my wife getting up at night and shutting down my Ps4 with me asleep in my recliner.
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Your four year old comes in the room and asks, “Dad, are you coming to my high school graduation ceremony?”
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when you’re playing other games and try to jump from a cliff and grab the wall to not die (and you die)
and when you see some giant rocks and you have an urge to grab a pickaxe and find a sweetspot to get more for your swings
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You open your front door and a naked guy with his stone hammer held above his head is waiting for you.
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When someone cuts you off and you ask yourself, “What Would Crom Do?”
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The morning sunrays come through your window and you instantly sheath your glowing goop torch, then wonder why your game environment is so dark. 
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when my husband asked if I locked the door after we leave the house…
and i say " It’s set up for auto-close so it should be fine"…
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A while ago I was walking my dog and found a pretty stiff, dense (and surprisingly smooth, ivory colored) stick and one thing came to my mind: I’m gonna run back to the village where I live and knock out some people just to take them home and make them my slaves. I don’t need bindings since I have a leash with me and my dog knows the way home, soo… EZ.
(Well… not only some. But it’s because I also play Borderlands 2 with Krieg, so you could imagine.
Speaking of: every god d*mn time I step into water I automatically press E in that game.)
@Halk I just saw your post. Dang, we are true barbarians.
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when you can beat everything in game using a javelin
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I do this too. Also, when you see cosmetic aloe products and think about healing injuries.
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When you say friday afternoon: Imma play some Conan Exile, and after a “short while” it’s 4 am Monday.
When all your steam games you’ve been playing for 5 years have less hours combined than Conan Exiles.
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When you see a rock and immediately want to break it.
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Break the stem and if the skin/bark doesn’t also break but remains intact, it is probably a good plant for fiber. 
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When you tried to pay Red Dead Redemption 2 and kept squatting because you were trying to sprint.
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Walking into my job is a row of plants that look they come from the highlands, and think i miss OG berry juice:(
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Thank you for a thread of levity right now…
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