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This thread is ridiculous and should probably be locked.

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Never had a giph represent my reading of a thread so perfectly than this

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that rowlee guy made a interesting point about taking a dump in the river and poisoning someone

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Wow! This brings back memories of trips to India. Seen some guy taking a dump in a river, then further downstream a lady was washing clothes. Sad.

I know ‘everything goes’ there. Hell, even seen some guy taking a dump on the side of the road. I remember thinking ‘why is he dropping his pants here?’ Then it was too late to turn my head. :rofl:

As my wife said to me at that point, ‘Welcome to India!’ :joy:

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Is your wife indian? Are u indian.

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My wife is born and raised Indian. I’m Australian / Lithuanian.

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I’m not sure who flagged your comment, but to answer the question - no, you guessed wrong.

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I played an app game that had a similar mechanic as part of the gameplay ‘Last day on Earth’ . From time to time you would need to urinate. As time went on you would need to take a shower or you would be more detectable to zombies. Although this was an app game so you only played in shortish bursts. I don’t think that it would work here with pvp and also not everyone has full nudity, so that could get messy :rofl::rofl:

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GIF

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Are you Karl Rock? :smiley:

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Start flagging :stuck_out_tongue:

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“Lol”, is all I’d like to add to this conversation.

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Why exactly? Just because 9 out of 10 people don’ t like it including you, it does not mean it should be locked. Does not violate any of the forum rules. And it’s just a suggestion. Geez

It’s the same as ‘your profile should be permabanned from here just because of this forum’. I highly doubt you would be happy with that.

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Who?

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He is also Australian and has an Indian girlfriend. He also has a YouTube channel and looks very similar to PewDiePie :smiley:

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For @Cattibria!
I will try to be constructive in this idea, because I had a similar request some time ago.
https://forums.funcom.com/t/what-about-farts/157124/48
I played ark a little bit, and yes I find it funny on the beginning to do crap and gather it to fix compost for my plants. But when I was trying to do a dungeon and I was trying to be silent to learn the dungeon and not agro many, my characters poo was annoying now, not funny anymore :confused:.
So if this mechanism will be added, it should be placed carefully!
You can have it as an e mote, but without the animation of the crap falling on the ground. Both animations, the one that you take a pee and the other with the doodoo. The emphasis in these e motes should be given to the body language and face expressions, that produce laughter, leave the disgusting part out of it. Charge it 3000 Crom coins so only rich people can have a proper dump on Conan exiles lol.
Now if we discuss the survival part

My character eats 20 pork feasts in a day,most of the times she eats at the time she is running oflr fighting and drinks water from the sea to remove thirst! No burp, no fart, no pee, no poo and above all, not a single grammar :rofl::rofl::rofl:! It’s not a survival, survival game. The survival aspect of this game just scratch the surface on physical needs!
I would love to see a total survival game and more from this company like stranded deep. But with character creation, nudity, all the physical needs and the combat style of Conan exiles!
But not in Conan exiles, in another Funcom game!

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My head is too ugly for YouTube.

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Well if this becomes a feature I want toilet paper. Used moss once when I was young and foolish


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This is the hyborian age. You get your left hand.

Edit
Maybe grab a rabbit or a cat.

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Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and collect their hands to wipe with.

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