Heresy, I know; but hear me out.
Outside of the movies and Frazetta artwork, the Hyborian world isn’t as skimpy as you would initially believe.
Yes, there is still scantily-clad women and yes, Conan has killed many men while fully naked.
However, the main point that the game so far has missed is because in none of those scenarios were any of the involved participants planning on going into a fight with nothing.
Conan has killed naked when he’s either;
- Been captured and is escaping with nothing
- Was ambushed when unexpecting
- Intentionally being stealthy to land a surprise attack, not a fair fight.
On the flip side, Conan has donned full armor for;
- Major battles
- Planned attacks
- Literally any time he has access to better gear and the foresight to anticipate needing it.
As for the armor itself? Sure, you could argue for some cultures especially in hotter climates they’d be a bit more breathable and open in non-vital areas. However I’d retort by saying the Hyperborean Slaver is an inexcusable abomination and a literal chainmain bikini.
There is quotes to suggest the armor is a lot thicker than we get;
In the Hour of the Dragon, Conan’s royal armor is written as;
And while the fallen king stared with burning eyes that reflected the bitter rage and humiliation that ate his heart, the squires stripped Valannus of mail shirt, burganet and leg-pieces, and clad him in Conan’s armor of black plate-mail, with the vizored salade, and the dark plumes nodding over the wivern crest. Over all they put the silken surcoat with the royal lion worked in gold upon the breast, and they girt him with a broad gold-buckled belt which supported a jewel-hilted broad-sword in a cloth-of-gold scabbard.
And in the game we get… a vest and a miniskirt.
Also in the Hour of the Dragon, the Nemedian Adventurers are said to wear full body covering chainmail, not just a ragged t-shirt of it. They also have a plated gorget, and a morion helmet.
There are many other stories that detail the various armors of the age, but I would urge everyone to read for themselves to fully grasp the setting.
Now given Exiles is a harsh survival scenario, one could argue that for story reasons maybe armor isn’t as easily accessible. Except that’s not the case, given how we have full proper sets such as Poitain Cavalier, Silent Legion, Godbreaker, Cimmerian Steel, and Slaveforged Guardian. And what armors bear a similar material cost to some of these? Literal chainmail bikinks.
I could see dancers, archers, and less important thralls wearing lighter and more revealing sets sure; but if you’ve got a force of Cimmerian berserkers tasked with holding your walls from invasion, or following you into battle against beasts beyond comprehension by lesser men; you’d bet they should be plated to the teeth. Anything less is irresponsible and reckless.
Tl;dr less bikinis more armors please