Conan Exiles vs LEGO

Having just been to the LEGO House with my daughter, it struck me how similar the average CE player is to a three-year old let loose in a limitless pile of Duplo… make of that what you will :sweat_smile::rofl:

I imagine the three dudes in green are all Relic Hunter Treasure Seekers, with a single Dina for luck!

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Are you sure that’s not a side inventory view of a Vault? She’s a PvPer at heart, setting up a “disaster recovery” Ark!

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darfari walks up… pets activate all at once… lag ensues

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We need cattle, sheep, chickens, and zebras in Conan.

I guess chickens are a modern development, so red junglefowl instead.
Cattle are less modern, but maybe still too modern for the Hyborian Age, so aurochs will do.

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You might learn something from a fresh mind.what kind of trouble could I have gotten in to 55 plus years ago

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Mikey , did you just poop yourself
What you wrote is just to funny.

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Sestus you could have gotten in trouble for skateboarding down the sidewalk after putting the skateboard wheels on fire. Now do i know this man or not

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Many kids want to be firemen, policepeople or drive a train when they grow up.

Others want to reshape the world - by force, if necessary.

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Hell yes. Can’t say I reshaped but there are things around the world I had a hand in building.

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One iron node, one foundation piece, one thrall at a time.

Or, in the real world, one tree, one road, one patient after the other.

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Well… About lags in real life games… They exist you know!!!
I remember my kids in this age playing Lego or Playmobil … When they were lagging?
Omg…
This lag was really smelly :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:.
Daddy’s time :wink:

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My GF laughs sometimes saying: “Playing that virtual doll-house simulator again?”

Yeah, I’ve noticed the parallels between CE and several different children’s toy sets. :smiley:

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:frowning:

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Mmm wonder what he tastes like…

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No no no
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I still want a flock of battle chickens.

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Just add water and boil. Already has the pot.

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