You GIVE your customer another car for free or you tell them to go BUY themselves another car for extra money? CE is not cheap.
Oh, okay. So theyāre doing nothing. Funcom is actually sitting on their hands doing nothing. You know this for a fact, right? That their programmers are putting their feet up and having a vacation while we vent steam on the forums. And at the same time theyāre sweet talking us on the forum so much that people complain about their lack of communication.
You do realise that this is contrary to what Funcom representatives tell us, and (although this is just my intuition) they may actually be better informed than you about what theyāre doing. Of course, they could be actively and intentionally lying to us while having a holiday because they donāt want to fix their game - they want it to fail and the company to go bankrupt. Because that makes all the sense.
I know youāre upset, angry, frustrated - but please try to use that brain of yours. What youāre saying makes no sense.
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As anyone who has worked or works in I.T. knows, the main thing is that any patch or update be fully tested before sign-off and release for deployment - no matter what people scream from the sidelines - the screaming would be a lot louder if a patch actually stopped the actual game from functioning at all and on all platforms. The game works and therefore the proposed patch is not per se level-1 urgent or core critical.
Thanks for the update @Tascha, much appreciated.
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Yar missin somethin peopleā¦ā¦ā¦
We paid for our car, we got the car and we had fun with the car, sure it could have had some problems or malfunctions but still it was a very nice car otherwise you all wouldnāt be here talkin about cars.
Nowā¦. after months/years using the carā¦ we heard that there is a new model, a better one, a faster one with many of itās problems resolvedā¦AND the seller tells us weāll have it for freeā¦.
Nowā¦ eeeeeven if the seller is delayn a bitā¦ be happy youāll have the new car soon and stop the 6 years old kiddy WEEE WEEEEEEEE i want my Christmas gift todayyyyyy cryout???
Ps: Go get a girlfriend, for real, all of you in this discussion, go get one.
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I agree with you but for thisā¦ you donāt just go get a girl, like thereās a girlfriend shop or somethingā¦
Then thereās the implied, āyou bunch of single losersā
Not to mention gender assumptionā¦
Sorry lady, but this sht donāt floatā¦
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I guess you could just whack a female passer-by with a truncheon, bind her to a merry-go-round with a couple of bowls of porridge, and after a few hours sheāll follow you anywhere.
Or I guess thatās how some male nerds seem to imagine āhaving a girlfriendā worksā¦
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Omg, you made me choke on my beerā¦ shame on youā¦ 
I did have a gf many years ago, but I only knew when she broke up with meā¦ and Iām like I thought we were just friendsā¦
yes, iām The one and only guy on the planet that friend zoned a girlā¦ 
Be careful with that, thatās exactly how I wound up marriedā¦
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Will trade you for a pair of almost new socksā¦ 
All right folks,
this is getting a bit off track now.
I do fully know and understand that you are frustrated and really want this patch to be available. Itās absolutely normal to want to have issues addressed.
As I said above, the patch is being worked on and we will update you when itās ready.
Please remember that there are common reasons for people to be here : We care about Conan Exiles in one way or another and we all want the game to improve and get better 
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Hands tascha a bowl of ice creamā¦
Sometimes off track is good miladyā¦
Lol! We had fun with our carā¦ then the seller decided to change something, maybe to make seats more comfortable or so, - but broke our steering system. Now we can ride car but it turns in only one side (we now have exp only for killing NPC but not for building nor for exploring the map for example). But the seller is afraid to patch this bug somehow or just roll back patch which has ruined our car. Now he is trying to make a brand new mechanics that would make the car ideal insteadā¦ and we try to āhave funā with our car in our backyard for more than 2 months waiting, waiting and waiting.
Ok clearly, irony, sarcasm and analogies donāt translate wellā¦
Ice Cream?
Beer?
Heck, if you @Ko6ka never post again, Iāll buy you a Ferrari one dayā¦
Mean while have some ice creamā¦
So no more early this week then. Also how much you guys improved in this patch fix? Meybe its easier for you to release the problem to community and im sure we will be helpfull and prob 10 times faster in providing solution
The problem theyāre trying to solve is building pieces disappearing or turning invisible. Is this something youād want to inflict upon the players?
This is why Testlive exists - to expose bugs to players who volunteer to help out. Releasing something like that to Live would unleash such a deluge of nerdrage that Noah would need a bigger boat.
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You may just skip my posts as I do with yours.
If you skipped my posts you wouldnāt reply to them.
But I will take your adviceā¦ orā¦
I have a girlfriend, she plays conan exiles with me 
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Hey everybody,
Please keep the conversation civil and be nice to each other. Let me hammer this quote home:
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This is pretty much a dumpster fire 
at this point. But yea letās throw a free weekend. Sure the constant never ending mysterious patch delays are gonna reel the new prospective players in.