I’m in singleplayer on the Xbox series S,and for the last 6 months or so,ever single female npc thrall i try to get have these Enormous Balloon sized breasts.I don’t know if this is a bug or something funcom changed,but it’s pretty ridiculous and stupid.It makes it hard to capture thralls when they all look like that,because i don’t want them.It wasn’t like this before,can you please change or fix this!Ridiculous!!!
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I’m not sure how to post a link but there is already a thread about this… must be a bug
Maybe this I apologise if it does not work Cimmerian Berserker females when placed have balloon-sized breasts - #28 by MarcosC
It’s a bug some guys seem to have. I can’t replicate it on Single Player or online.
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I’ve only had one with big boobs (need to check if she was murdered by sag lol)and even remember at the time saying dam her tittys are huge 
placed many thrall since and not had it happen
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They definitely increased the max size, but thralls are not locked in it.
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On the private server (PS5) the size of the chest seems to depend on the tribue of the female PJN.
The NPCs of the advanced tribes (North Man, Cimmérians, follower of Skeltos and sobec ) we for a very large majority of large pointed outlets.
Intermediate or low tribes NPCs (black hands, Desert dog and exile) Most of the hub size or small size breasts .
I am testing with the administrator panels and the same result for high -level tribes and a result of 25% big breasts and the rest for hub sizes and small for intermediary and weak tribes, for example I almost never born Meet Dafaris with big breasts.
I am a daccort to say that these balloons in addition to exaggerating are ridiculously ugly
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When you try to dress up male NPCs, you may notice that most of them have a male organ that is, sorry, cut to zero.
It’s strange that no one talks about this.
But this is a much bigger problem than the large breasts of female NPCs.
I would say this is outrageous.
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It was crocs. They took care of it, @Teng . 
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The Eddie Murphy joke in Delirious comes to mind here.
Yeah many male NPCs have that slider set to the absolute minimum and it’s just as silly as oversized breasts. Clearly not intended either.
The difference being that short dicks have been around forever while the huge boobs are more recent. I mean, they were huge before, but now they are out of control! 
Do you know why people protest about the second while the first goes unnoticed?
Because the first doesn’t deform armors. However, many armors have a limit on how much deformation they can stand. Put them in one and it solves the problem. That new brigand shirt does the trick perfectly, but so do many others you got for free.
Oh well, I can think of worse bugs concerning thralls like them now having frequent episodes of Alzheimer…
A lot of people have been asking for a way to customize thralls for years.
That would make everyone happy.
I don’t know why we haven’t got it yet, when pc players have been doing it for years, or so I’ve been told.
Make the Orb of Nergal available to thralls, and fix it, while at it. It’s currently bugged.
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We are kinda slapping Crom in the face here arent we?
I wish I got this bug when I used to play on officials.
Knowing Funcom, we probably should just shut up, before we end up with all the women spawning flat chested, but these dudes keep going about it over and over! That all non purge t4 dancers, but Lianeele spawn with small boobs never bothered them, though. That’s why I suspect there’s more to it than simply reporting a bug…
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I’m still getting this bug with my beserkers.
I dunno how many names I can put Broke Back in front of before it gets repetitive. 
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