Plumps when you cook them: the thrall breast issue

Now I am a sexist pig, I only want female thralls, but I am not at all into the DD honeys that come off the wheel. I’m not that sort of sexist pig, just women in the RL wear on my nerves post haste.

Now I have read multiple reports of the breast pluming issue; I’m sure some do not consider it one, but I’m also a feminist and find the game pumping all females up to double D Debbie’s offensive.

This bug has been going on for quite a while, and I know some giggle about it; grow up already, but it is an aggravation. The wheel should never change the appearance of the thrall, whether it’s breast augmentation or height.

Now I could forgive the height thing because of armor, or the requirement to remodel all armors to fit the bigger figure. But it’s not like you don’t get a bunch of armor poke through with the DDs.

We have been try for a while to get funcom’s attention on this but I think we may agree the devs of funcom have, shall we say, feelings of inadequacy, and a taste for bazongaz. Maybe inflextion game can get their brain out their pants long enough fix this. But then we did get an “enhanced” slider for men, so maybe not.

In the interest of being open, and honest in my emoji response, I fully support this issue.

The thing is for a very very long time all T4’s would come out rather flat in that area , don’t know if it was a bug and they over-corrected but to be fair it is just justice to let them have bazongas as long as they let them flat in the beginning , so maybe a few years left before having all size back on the menu ? :hear_no_evil: :see_no_evil: :speak_no_evil:

They should just make it so that we could use the Orb of Nergal on thralls

This is sort of new … earlier we picked up a T2 Alchemist for 50 gold at Buccaneer Bay.

Turned out to be a female once she was set down in world.

In her ordinary basic clothing, she appeared normal.

That was until we fitted some new clothes on her.

Then the Giganticus Maximus Mammilarius hit and her modest figure suddenly changed to those explosive proportions you mentioned @DeaconElie.

But here was the weird thing. When she stopped working to go take her break at the nearby well, her Giganticus Mammaries became NORMAL again only as long as she was standing at the well. But when she stopped to go back to work, her breasts suddenly “exploded” eagain.

Now, that has to be a bug.

And sounds quite painful.

All thralls default to whatever the normal proportions for that thrall should be when they interact with a station. This includes a chair or something, or a work station. When I say “default,” this is everything from chest size to facial features. You may notice a thrall looks “prettier” when they’re at a work station because their eyes are no longer too small or spread apart, etc. It’s been a thing since they made crafter thralls in the world instead of placed in workbench slots. However, it affects all thralls, not just crafters, since any thrall can be placed into any slot, regardless of specialization.