Due to circumstances beyond our control our Elevator (Horizontal) rope has become misaligned and therefore dangerous.
We contacted the relevant department (PS4 Updates and Bugs) who responded with great haste and pasted the buck onto the Exiled Lands’ architects union.
Before the tea had brewed a representative was sent to site and closed us down on numerous violations. The area in question is now cordoned off with a union rep standing watch.
She also pointed out that I was not wearing the correct health and safety clothing and should take a leaf from her book.
A hard hat (heavy leather Helmet) along with a high visibility waste coat (Relic hunter shirt) and steel caped boots (Hyperborean Slaver boots) must be worn at all times. The standard black builder combats with extra knee support (Zingaran Freebooter pants) and gloves (Reinforced climbing gloves) are other items she strongly recommends.
Personally I think for the work place there’s a little too much breast showing (NEVER thought I’d say those words) and those ridiculously small pouches must be where she keeps the ■■■ tape and not a measuring tape!
Any way we’ll be in the cafe around the corner until further notice.
Daddy_Oggy
Character: Nimue
Server: The Lady of the Lake
Platform: PS4