If, in near future, NPCs are going to walk into our bars, we need some good old, traditional “X walks into a bar” jokes themed for the Exiled Lands, right?
I’ll start:
A smelter walks into a bar.
“What’ll it be?” asks the bartender.
“Coke, please,” says the smelter.
“Glass or bottle?” asks the bartender.
“A sack,” answers the smelter.
(So, as you see, your joke doesn’t need to be good in order to qualify for this thread. Let your imagination loose!)
Not a bar joke, but fitting!
The Darfari cook says to the prisoner: “Please whistle when the water boils” 
Going to name my bartender Moe Szyslak
A set Archpriest, a Sorcerer III and Conan walk into a bar. Conan walks out.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
Conan Exiles themed bar jokes ?
“Dev’s Character walk into a bar …”
“… and then they guy said: I not only drink you under the table, I drink you inside the floor !”
An Exile and a Dafari walks into a bar, the Exile goes to the bartender to get them some beers and suddenly screams “beers cost an arm and a leg here”
The Dafari walks up to his friend smiling and says “Tonight beers are on me” 
A camel walks into a bar in Sepermeru…
Conan and Valeria walk into a bar, followed closely by a dragon.
“What’ll it be?” asks the bartender.
“Ale for me and the lass,” replies Conan, “and apple juice for the big fellow. Derketa-brand.”
Dalisina walks into your bar and sits down.
She won’t let you hire her.
Jokes on you.
(Not funny, but true story from Testlive)
A Cimmerian walks into a bar and yells, “All Stygians are idiots!”
Another says to him: “Don’t insult me!”
“Are you a Stygian?”
“No, an idiot…”
This conversation actually happened the other day while someone was decorating their base.
Friend says, “how do I get a night stand?”
I replied, “you pull his chair out from under him.”
First I need rubber chickens and fake banana peels in the game… I can’t work under these conditions
Three friends are arguing in to a bar about greatest speed in the universe.
First one says. The greatest speed is the light speed.
The second disagree and says the speed of thought.
The third one looks at them and says diarrhea!
The other 2 are laughing at him and ask him to explain.
So he explains…
Last night, before i “think” to turn on the “light” my underwear went brown !
The Four Winds sat down at the bar and started breaking… Crom didnt care.
Two Exiles sit at the bar.
A pint of grog or two later, one of them asks the second:
- Are you my friend?
- Yes.
- Even if I lie to you?
-Yes.
- Even if I steal from you?
- Yes.
Moved by such a kind heart, the Exile carries on:
- Then, had I slept with your wife, would you still be my friend?
- No.
- Then, would you be my enemy?
- No.
Perplexed, the Exile inquires:
- If we are not friends, and neither enemies, what would we be?
- Even.
