Age of Zeros (Funcom Roast)

  • Zero crafting thralls left

  • Zero stamina regen

  • Zero interest in playing game ATM

  • Zero on a scale of 1 to 10 on quality update.

    Feel free to continue the list. Just as well have a lil fun with this miserable update…… LoL

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zero money

zero confidence

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  • Zero communication

  • Zero f*cks given

  • Zero problems solved

From hero to zero

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Zero trust for Dunes

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  • Thralls disappearing into the sky at 0,0,0
  • Zero drowned armour after Funcom mistakenly deleted the whole set
  • Zero Hyrkanian Warlord armour code two days after registering my email
  • Zero interest in Dune, the bazaar, or any future Funcom products
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zero interest in checking whehter my thralls are halfway to the moon by now

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Zero effort into dealing with two lag machine bases by the same clan near my own.

Years ago, I built a fortress right where the one skull Warthog from Freya’s quest now spawns. 2022, those two lage machine bases were built, reported, and nothing was done about them. At least blocking the warthog spawn finally inspired me to build elsewhere, then start moving everything from the old base to the new, and eventually tearing down the old base.

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Zero expectation of anything different for Dune.

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Zero dollars of revenue from the players who fail to return to Conan Exiles after a mismanaged release.

Zero dollars of revenue from players that leave Conan Exiles due to a mismanaged release.

Zero dollars of revenue from players swearing off DUNE because of studio bumble after studio bumble.

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si c’est zéro alors c’est de la poésie… :rofl:

NO BUT HO! IT’S NOT OVER SOON
we’re going to break everything
we’re going to burn everything

:joy: :rofl: :star_struck:

hohéééééé wo u é h o h é é é é
on v a s t o u t c as s e r ! ! !
o n v as t o u t b r u l e r !!!

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I’m afraid of “zero Conan Exiles” in the near future.

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