Cimmerian Berserker females when placed have balloon-sized breasts

I agree an Orb of Nergal for Thralls would be awesome.
Especially if you could also edit crafter thralls like you can with mods like Fashionist or Emberlight

I personally use Fashionist in my SP game, So I can have all my thralls including crafters wear the same uniform.

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You guys on PC at least have mods. We have zilch on console.
What stops me from going PC again are those bug reports. God almighty, it looks dauting :scream: and I’m not sure I still have the patience to deal with that sort of stuff…

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I was gonna say the same thing. :weary:

I would have punched Crom in the kneecaps for ToT over here.

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Yes, this! As someone who has actual (fore)skin in the game, a thrall Orb would be most appreciated! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Some of the most striking and beautiful art I’ve seen from Conan Exiles is a tribute to the female form, a show of proportionality and smoothness, with tone of skin and exacting detail down to the luster of her hair. I’m speaking of old-school Conchaka of Hyrkania.

It’s important to note what we’re now talking about is an empirically cello-shaped Berserker in the wild with 34Cs being transformed into 36DD upon click. For one thing it’s immersion-breaking, and it detracts from the ā€œpokemonā€ allure of the game. If I recruited her in the wild it’s because she fought the way she fought, and 9/10 times because she looked how I like. :slight_smile:

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That’s exactly the reason i play female character my friend.
You can imagine how difficult it was for me to be called ā€œBellaā€ from literally everyone i ever met in game. It was easier for them to remember. After all Stelios, that’s coming from my grandma Stella, is not a common name in my country.
Against my ā€œmaleā€ taboos, i kept this character and i was responding to my dogs name :rofl:. Sometimes i was barking for respond , but only the ones who knew me better understood this joke.
Yes, brother i agree, female rules in this game and i am proud for my Bella and her ā€œmelonsā€. Big heart sacks they are :laughing:.

Apologies if my jokes apply sexism, it’s not my intention, just shocking jokes!

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Yeah. It’s a very annoying bug. Until you take a thrall from the wheel, you don’t know how it will look., @Barnes . So we can’t pre select them before capture, something I used to do. I had some interesting fights against mobs while keeping the thrall I wanted alive so I could capture it.

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Definitely. We talk a lot about females, but in reality it’s the males who desperately need a revamp. Most look like apes!

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We all agree with the latter, but i wouldn’t judge people for their taste.
We had much fun discussing boobs because it’s much funnier than to discuss the current state of CE.

But let’s get serious for a moment, you and the OP seem to have much more issues with boobs than with broken gameplay mechanics and bugs.
Read through the forum a bit to see what some other people have to suffer through.

I don’t blame anyone for his taste, but i think FC has MUCH more important things to grapple with.

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In real life boobs come in all shapes and sizes and all of them can be very beautiful.
In CE the almost non existent ones and the giant ones can look pretty weird. Depends also on the general appearance of the thrall if it matches up.

But with the darfaris i couldn’t help but notice it, because I’ve never seen that before. :man_shrugging::sweat_smile:

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Me neither @UNfun . That’s new. But I’m glad it changed. It doesn’t make sense they all have the same breast size.

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Agree that in lots of other games Big T*ts can be a fun thing, but imo not in CE.
CE is not a Comic nor a Hentai and imo strongly relies on conventional ā€œConanā€ looks for sweaty and bloody females as the norm for the majority of its players.

But the point of this topic was/is that - (almost?) all Female Cimmerian Beserkers have max sized boobs.

As discussed that may be some’s fetisch but generally we would like mid sized boobs, and even better random sizes per spawn.
-Wich i think always has been the programmers intention but it got bugged the last patch or so.

Best solution would be the a Orb of Nergal for thralls.

Humor us devs.

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In your opinion. Not everyone shares it.
Listen, I couldn’t care less about npcs having gigantic boobs. I like them beautiful. Size comes second. Small boobs here are not very well drawn. They look ugly and that’s a shame. It even surprises me, since this game has excellent art creators.
And yes, thrall customization should roll out asap. I don’t know how hard that is to code, but there are mods for that, so maybe it’s not that difficult, even if devs need to be more thorough and careful. That would make everyone happy, I believe.

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You are right about the respect someones taste tho, Not my intention, - was making fun of it with the images above in mind , but missed the point in it. Bad joke.

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Yeah or just return to the random or median sizes.

Secundairy aspect is this explicit size make about every armour deform in as bad way (pictisch just looks bad)

Above that, it seems the/some faces are distorted, like in - Ratlike/doglike face.

Its a bugged thing its not intentional im quite sure.

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But are they fixed now? That is surely a bug. Cimmerian Berzerkers used to be on the larger side, but never fixed and some had smalker breasts…

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Orb of negral on thralls :heart_eyes:. It’s the solution to all these size-beauty issues.

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Agree, @stelagel . If we can do it to ourselves, we should be able to do it to thralls. Maybe opening the possibility after we level them to the max to make it a little challenge.

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wtf?
Since when is this a hentai/anime game?

The art style in Conan Exiles is definitely not ā€œcartoonishā€, and 90% of berserkers spawning with size H breasts looks very out of place. Just because some vocal gamers are obsessed with cartoonish breasts the rest shouldn’t have to ā€˜completely flatten their breasts’ with a handful of limited armor options that don’t look hideously deformed.

Again I am all for variety and for you having the option of having an army of Cimmerians with watermelon-sized breasts. My problem is that their breast sizes are increasing when placed, causing almost all of them to look like that.

Have you looked at the dudes? Who’s the roids seller over Sepermeru? :laughing:
Of course it is cartoonish. It’s not manga or anime, you mean, but I just used them as an example. Dude, you like what you like and I’m all for variety, but probably what you have is a bug. Almost all armors reduce the breast size, some more drastically than others. But if you are looking for realistic proportions in this game, you are shit out of luck. Where are the skinnier, the fatter, the regular dudes? But if you’re having a bug, report it as such. Or join the band wagon and ask for customizable thralls in the vanilla game, like many have been doing for years. :smile:

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If one tries it yourself you wil see it is a bug:

As the TS AngryPotato stated:

the proportions are ā€œnormalā€ until you place the thrall, at that moment the boobs swell up to max.

Someone could make a poll for inviting the devs to create a Orb of negral for thralls.

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