I literally joined the forums with the main purpose of sharing this abomination

[Taemien]

@TheRedKing76

Hold on…I’m getting a selfie in my Borat Mankini…be very afraid.

[Mikey]

This thread (and OP in particular) has to be setting all kinds of forum records.

[speedice]

This is the Abomination.

And this is an abomination.

But neither is the abomination we seek.

[Talyna]

This abomination is supposedly the reason for the Scottish Slang…
(I love Scotland, by the way… )

[CodeMage]

@Talyna

This abomination is supposedly the reason for the Scottish Slang…

I was going to ask what that was, but I just came to an awful, chilling realization… That’s a deep-fried Snickers, isn’t it?

[TheRedKing76]

Until you’ve had a deep-fried stick of butter…well, I really don’t know because I’m certainly not eating one but it is an item you can find here in the states.

[Tephra]

I’ve heard that tastes really good, but I’m not sure very many people hate their body enough to actually eat one.

[Lucidique]

Heart attack

[darthphysicist]

I loathe my body. Its the house that bacon, butter and Dr Pepper built. I think the only thing that keeps my heart pumping is the steady stream of coffee I pump in my veins. A stick of fried butter wouldnt phase me. It will never fail me. It will be the light of joy in my soul that brings me peace and serenity. I can hate my thighs, but I’ll never hate the spread of the gods.

[Talyna]

mumbles, with mouth glued together by caramel: Oet oees oendoeed… (it is indeed)

[Talyna]

When you always got a “Schnitzel” at handy…

[TheRedKing76]

My body is a temple…to every vice known to the gods. I may die an early death but at least I’ll be smiling.

[Barnes]

He should be arrested for
for
…

…
battery!

[Mikey]

This thread has taken a turn for the butter. Err batter. Err bitter. Err better.

[TheRedKing76]

[Barnes]

Already hare.