Resorative Fungus

By request of Belaroth, I gotta add this here, because it really grinds my gears:

The “Ancient Resorative Fungus” (AOID 302925)

I know that there are a bunch of other items out there like this, maybe even worse, but this one’s been bugging me the most, because as a non-native speaker I started questioning my English skills and started believing that “resorative” was an actual English word. Can anyone please rename this to

“Ancient Restorative Fungus”

and put me out of my misery?


It’ll never go away
It’s in the cards that way
The masses of humanity
Have always, always had to suffer!

(Bad Religion, 1988)