Robison crusoe?

found that on the beach …

Funcom explain??

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Holy mackrel! Best of luck trying to drag him back to base.

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I remember seeing a post not too long ago where someone reported a bug very similar to this (can’t remember which platform it was reported for), but the fact it has no player name or even a thrall name over [ Unconscious ] seems a bit odd to say the least. I would wager it’s a similar bug to the one that was reported before, but I am a little curious if he can be climbed.

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Giants confirmed in Conan exiles……… (or not)

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Robert E. Howard meets Jonathan Swift?

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That’s… disturbing.

Yes I remember that post and another in the last 72 hours from a private server Admin from one of the console forums reporting a giant player who they had to ban … I think the player was unco-operative about deleting his glitched toon.

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Mitra overindulged in his holy wine.

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By Crom.
The stamp of all mushrooms.

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All players that sleep in my server do not have a name over [ Unconscious ]
This here, as per what I am used to, looks like a sleeping player (offline) and it just blew him up to 100 scale :smile:

I am curious however on his endowment :stuck_out_tongue:
Think we can make a campfire under it? hahaha

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“Mickey Mouse was here”

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That is fantastic. And I can understand why an admin had to ban a glitched giant player. But I’m not so sure I could resist the temptation to keep playing as a 100 foot tall exile myself.

Your luck, you don’t play on a full nudity server

Bah. As the short green guy said, “Size matters not, hrrrmrh.”

That’s not what she said, though.

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Funny noone recognized it before, it was Gulliver, not Robinson.

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Was that the one with a white whale?

Haha wow!

Robinson Crusoe was written by Daniel Defoe.

That would be Moby Dick. Although literally it would seem. :wink:

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Ha, I see what you did there!