The Nordheimer Barbarian

He looks menacing. Stay off his lawn!

Meh. That’s exactly how I dress when I go to work in the morning.

I work at a Starbucks.

Sooo… not only have you a miserable job, but evidently, you have a miserable heart. Some folk are so full of misery, all they can give to the world is misery; I almost feel sorry for you.