The only revert I want to witness, is before all the “Age of…” stuff, there are things literally no one on the forums asked for, and yet they are in the game.
Besides, where are all of the random events? Ah I forgot, it makes the game Fun so they took it out.
FunCom has a really weird definition of Fun.
Yes… my hobby is to lie about stuff like that… everybody knows it… and obviously I also lack the IQ to notice bugs …
Only your reality must exist, because you’re the center of the universe so if something is affecting you, then obviously every single person must be suffering from that too
If we’re making guesses, let me also make a guess where you play… official PvP server right?
The explanation that you were lying was only one of the potential solutions; ironically you convinced me with your response that the the latter of the four I listed is actually the most likely.
There is no “my reality”. There is only one reality. You can learn that this bug is affecting everyone who plays online, (and maybe even solo players ironically I’ve heard) by A. Reading the 1000s of complaints about it on these forums, there are dozens on bug reports on the same issue all stating it affects everyone, or B. asking anyone who’s played. I would say you could try and see for yourself, but you seem kind of confused.
You’d be surprised by the variety of things people have been requesting on these forums in the last five and a half years. Whatever you see in the game, someone has probably requested at some point.
Also, game developers have their own vision of their game too, and some updates are done because thats what the devs want.
And of course, there’s stuff the “monetization expert” wants to see in the game.
I paid for the game the devs presented at the beginning, I’ve supported the up until the “Age of couldn’t care less”.
I have played almost 2,200 hours in this game that I have bought DLC’s for, but now? I don’t care what the new devs think, don’t care about their “vision”, it’s trash.
Trash graphical bugs, running animations, purge system, bazaar and the battle pass.
Modders add WAY better and original content than they do, they can’t even figure out armor texture bugs either.
They don’t care about the game I paid for, I don’t care about their opinion, they must fix their $#it.
Every game forum is the same.
Be helpful and discibe your game issues. The game is far from unplayable. Im having some issues but i dont let it send me into a childish rage.
Patently false. It is perfectly playable. You just do not like the way in which it is playable. That is a massive distinction.
No, it really isn’t. It is your choice not to be. Again, that is a massive distinction. Also, stating that you are playing in an UNPLAYABLE state is an oxymoron and thus invalidates your claim of unplayability now doesn’t it?
Yes and what if in this mythical fantasy world that only exists in your head… who cares? It doesn’t exist. It isn’t real. It is not relevant because it is a made up doomsday scenario you invented to play on peoples emotions. It has no basis on reality.
Yeah, just because you do not know what they are referencing does not mean it does not exist. Perhaps you could take a little time to look for the reference, I mean any thread in which Funcom as replied to is tagged in a specific manner so it should not have been too hard to find if you actually tried.
Or you know, not everyone is having the same issues as you and you are failing the IQ check to realize just how idiotic you are being by raging like a spoiled petulant little child whenever someone says something that does not agree with you. 
I for one had NOT ONCE had this issue and I was not playing solo and I was playing for hours at a time. But by all means, live in your own little delusional world where nothing can ever contradict what you wish to believe.
Except that it LITERALLY HAS NOT AFFECTED EVERYONE!!! FFS get over yourself. Hell, the server I play on was so full there was a queue of 4 people to get in while you were claiming that “no one could get into any servers because the game was unplayable”. Yeah, no one could play and EVERYONE was effected. Yet the server was literally filled to capacity with 4 people in the queue to get in it. Clearly one person in this thread is lying alright. Perhaps you may wish to look into a mirror to see who that person is.
After last patch, purges actually work half the time and it’s not laggy at all. I did 3 purges with no lag and it was quite enjoyable, while having 14players online on official server.
However, I wouldn’t call the game perfectly playable. When someone starts a purge on the server, my thrall can’t be placed in guard mode getting “can only be placed on walkable floor” message most of the time. Thrall teleports from point A to point B nonstop. Bosses run into walls and vanish. It almost feels like the game AI is focusing on the purge and leaves everything else disconnected.
Not complaining. I know Funcom will fix these soon, but lets not call perfect something that isn’t.
Yeah, no one is claiming that there are no bugs. That is a vastly different claim than saying the game is not playable. It quite literally could be played even before the last patch which did improve things quite a bit. But the massive over exaggeration and claims that “every player knows” was utter BS.
It’s more playable now then when ch2 hit. But even now it’s not “perfectly” playable.
Is actually a person gauge. For some it’s only unplayable if the game actually crashes. For some it can simply be some bug is preventing them form doing something. Now when ch2 was first dropped the lag may not have rendered the game completely unplayable, but it did make it thoroughly unenjoyably. I quit till it was fixed because I lost a full kit and leveled kitted thrall because of the lag issues.
The nemedian foundation “fix” destroyed peoples bases many lost years of play, and irreplaceable content.
An oops cost everyone their thralls some irreplaceable. Yes funcom did a roll back the majority of players got their thralls back, but not everyone.
Siptah had issues with players crashing in certain areas, as in can’t log in to put off decay, so lost everything.
If you don’t think my statement wasn’t based in reality, you haven’t been paying attention.
Well good for you, that just makes you the exception to something an overwhelming majority of players were experiencing.
Yes, it would certainly appear so 
If 99 people drink kool aid and say it tastes like cherry, and then you come in and say it tastes like banana I’m going to have to assume it’s cherry flavored kool aid and something is wrong with your tongue.
Or you know, the several other people on this thread who said the exact same thing, or the other people who had the server I play on so full there was a wait list to get into it. But sure, you keep up your exaggerations and ignore reality all you like there Deacon. Because well all know actually listening to facts and evidence that do not suite your narrative will never be acceptable. Keep pushing that BS!!!
HAHAHA! so true!
Had a month to test the latest patch- no one did. And when i say no one i mean over 15k people played this game today and i saw no more than 10 people on test live server on any given day last month.
Look in the mirror.
Never, Conan exiles rules 
I have also been an active player for 5 years but i don’t quite share your enthusiasm about the direction the game has taken. There’s so much things made meaningless that PvP gameplay is just boring these days and some of the changes also affect PvE. One hour thralls, seriously? It’s pointless to raid wheels of pain anymore, there’s no need to plan how and where you start breking a thrall, there’s no need for a taskmaster. You don’t need to work up to breaking a thrall safely outside of raid hours.
The new loot chests offer all kinds of food and different buff meals so there’s no need to find and learn the recipes anymore. All of the top T4 thralls are basically the same so it makes no difference who you knock out with a couple of swings. The instant stamina regen makes thinking and calculating your attacks, dodges and such pointless so you can just hack away brainlessly. One of the perks gives you faster climbing and splits the stamina cost so there’s no need for flexibility kits unless you want to climb somewhere REALLY high. With only that you can reach places you had no chance before without help. There’s just so many things that have taken away all of the challenge the game used to offer, now it feels like you are instantly at end game level when you don’t need to work up to anything. That’s not interesting in any way.
With the 4x rates you can use stone tools for a VERY long time, not much need to use the ones in between before star metal. Maybe the steel pickaxe to save space in the wheel. There are many other things that aren’t popping to mind at the moment.
This game has become a brainless runaround sandbox for those who don’t care about challenging and interesting gameplay and don’t have the patience to actually play.
Saying there wasn’t wide spread server lag issues is denying reality.
But hey
Show me were I exaggerated anything, good luck with that.
There were I think 50 of us on the various “BETA” servers. We reported all the bugs. The only one that got fixed going live was an actual game crasher with an auto crash report.
The beta servers are not for testing the game. Also note even after a report they still have to find what causes the issue and fix it. My opinion delay it till it’s fixed, funcom needs to stop punching it’s self in the face with every chapter.
I’ve played since the game dropped; or the fist sale there after. I’m right on the edge of one more big screw up; that I am sure we can count on, before I am done with this game. As I have said I am tiered of feeling like funcom is punishing me for being a Conan fan. Practically every update is like a punch in the gut, they always, always break something, we knew about on the beta servers, and take weeks to fix; IF.
That is a symptom of game burn out. I quit playing for a while because the Conan updates really weren’t moving the game forward or adding anything new. Might be time for you to take a break.
Well that’s super simple. Ask and you shall receive.
Your entire little “what if” scenario is a massive over exaggeration to the extreme for the soul purpose of playing upon peoples emotions and not to be based anywhere within reality.
So, since you asked, there you go. Have a good day sir.
All of that has happen so how is it an exaggeration?
No where near whats needed to effectively test it.
Stress test for one- like the servers have a cap of 40 people- what happens when 40 people all call purges? Thats what needed to be tested
And then they wouldve seen how inadequate gportal is to do that.
Cant even get 30 people on a single server playing normally before things go sideways.
But the beta servers aren’t for testing. If they were they wouldn’t be 3 builds behind live.
As I have said the beta servers are there strictly to provide video creators a prerelease to make instructional videos, show off the new stuff to hype the update.
Not to find bugs to fix. Not saying bug reports aren’t filed, read, and worked on, but that is not the primary reason for the beta servers.
Every single player was affected, and this was patched a few days ago. They finally acknowledged it just before they patched it after not mentioning it for the two weeks it affected every player. Where the hell have you been? Are you even okay? Idk what you do for a living, but if you actually are able to work I hope it doesn’t involve the safety of others in any way.
“no one could get into any servers because the game was unplayable”
Not sure if that’s an intentional straw man or just a learning disability, but I certainly never said that. I never said people couldn’t connect to servers once, that was an entirely separate bug related to another issue that I never commented on. I only mentioned the desynchronization issue that progressively caused more and more latency issues the longer a player was connected forcing them to log in and out every 30 minutes. I mean, trying to pretend it didn’t exist now seems a bit of a lost cause considering they literally implemented a patch for it and spoke about it, but hey, you do you I guess.
